Rangers Pitcher Yu Darvish Betrays Jesus to the Pharisees?

So we are reading the Bible story tonight leading up to Easter. So I review last night's story and ask the kids, who gave Jesus to the bad guys? They thought and thought and couldn't remember. So I said, "let me help you, it starts with Juu...." and Hobs pops off "Darvish", the new Japanese stud pitcher for the Rangers named Yu Darvish. I said, "No goofball, not JU Darvish, JU-Das." I swear...that kid's got one thing on his mind.

                                                         Ju Darvish, I mean Yu Darvish